I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
