found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
