are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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