her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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