when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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