yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm at about main and main street
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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