I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Randomize
