that's an acceptable place to lick
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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