I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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