dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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