i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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