haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
