you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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