Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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