I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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