i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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