oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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