Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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