just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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