She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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