who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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