from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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