Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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