As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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