Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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