hotel room ftw
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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