STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Shame is for Republicans.
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