I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Operation Purity has been aborted
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
