I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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