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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
