yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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