i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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