Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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