Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
last night I used snow as a chaser
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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