jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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