Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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