but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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