I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
