physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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