I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you never un-have a 4some
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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