The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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