you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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