Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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