So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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