Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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