Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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