Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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