Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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