you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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