Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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