I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
