I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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