JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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