wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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