I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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